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Callipygian Coquetries
Welcome to my Happy Place. This gallery of eye-candy is where you'll find: absurdities, amateurs, architecture & analingus… briars, books, bicycles & buggery… cars, chrysalism, coffee & cunnilingus… dongs, decolletage, dimples of Venus & debauchery… espresso, exhibitionists, Edward Hopper, & epicurean extravagancies… french maids, fornication, food porn & frottage… ghibli, gin, grabby girlfriends & glorious glutes… Hilda, hygge, humor & hedonism… illustrations, inglenooks, instant gratification & indulgences… jacking, jilling, jazz & jizz… kenopsia, kitchen love, knickers & knobs… Love, laundromats, liquid leisure & lesbians… meerschaum, minerals, mons pubis & mammaquatia… novelties, nudists, naughty nuns & num nums… oenophillia, orgies, oxytocin & orgasms… pegging, pierced nips, plump poitrines & pretty panties… quiet moments, queers, quim nibbling & quill tip pens… rainy days, roadsters, rimming & rhodocrosite… salubrious self-love, street scenes, smut & secrets… tobacco, tribbing, turgid tallywackers & turntables… urbane ideas, unique perspectives, universal truths & unlawful carnal knowledge… vellichor, Vargas, velvet tipping & vinyl… wanton women, whiskey, wet spots & the wisdom of the flesh… xoxoxo, x-rated images, xylophilia & xesturgy of the pearl… yin, yang, yachts, yodeling in canyons and zaftig women reaching zen zeniths while dreaming of zipperfish.